Colons and Religion

Just a short one today, seeing as I'm feeling rather bloated with all that ice cream I ate. It's nice and warm indoors, so it was good to consume four-fifths of a large bucket of Caramel Sutra. I'm rather dissapointed at the harted I've received in response to "My Blog 2". No fewer than THREE people have called me a loser. What did I do to receive such admonition? I just thought I'd share my general feelings on how this dating book's going, thought you guys wold like to know the emotions inside my head, the glorious words that come tumbling forth when I've got nothing better to do. If that ends up with you judging me, so be it. But, let me say this...let the person who has sinned cast the first stone. Cranfield has taken up witing a blog too, I noticed. His is exactly what a blog should be, the intricate processes that goes on inside a man's head. It is an accurate refection of his personality, and I respect his for that. For if his mind contains nothing but bunny rabbits and biscuits, flawed arguments and emotional insecurites, who are we to taunt him? So, I'm reposting the comments I made in response to his blog, so others can read it too:"Seems like I've started a trend...Indeed, Tom's colon is so massive it could probably house all the Palestinians, thereby bringing peace to the Middle East. But since he's vegetarian, it's too windy down there, so although the Arabs don't mind a bit of sand being whipped around, they'd rather not have the stuff inside his colon going into their eyes. How did his colon get so big, I hear you ask? He likes being sodomised by large black emos. Also, in response to the junk you've written about God being pissed off with the world, God doesn't feel hatred to His creations (except during Noah's time, but that's different). He shows equal love to all His children, except the gays and the Jews, and allows all humans to live out their lives on their own, with a little guidance from Him if they so desire. He cannot be expected to take care of all the riots, suffering, unfortunately sized colons and poor grammar all across the world. He's got other things to do, like look at Jessica Alba in the shower..."Peace out mah niggas.